straightedgesatyr: (Cheerful | Pleased)
I found a library! And I'm staking my claim on it.

Obviously, I'll share the contents of it, but ...it's a nice reminder of home, until I can get back. I wonder what Aiden is up to without me...

[Brennen is grinning, but it's an uneasy sort of grin. Still, he turns the little ivytwine to look upon the rows of bookshelves as he walks around, investigating.]

I daresay this place has a better selection than the bookstore I worked at back home, even. There's even a gigantic horror section!

[Yay horror stories! Everyone likes those, right? He turns the screen to face himself, beaming now.]

So come and visit if you wish, I'll be here for awhile.

[video]

Date: 2012-04-30 11:59 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
I need human anatomy and... whatever the hell you are. Horse too. Arachnid isn't so desperate. [SINCE THAT SHIT'S NORMAL.]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:03 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
I am coming over! [He snaps.] I just want to know how much of a waste of time it'd be first!

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:08 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
[He bristles at being told to 'calm his tits', because 1) DON'T TELL HIM TO CALM DOWN and 2) what the hell are tits? But then he sees the schlong and he just reels back.]

UGH!

[video] yes. shop him one this second.

Date: 2012-05-01 12:10 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
Mammal reproductive organs are fucking disgusting.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:17 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
[His face scrunches up in disgust, and his long tongue lolls out of his mouth.]

It isn't retractable?

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:19 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
Because having it out all the time is asking for something to rip it off? [His tongue snaps back into his mouth, and faint blue stains his cheeks.]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:23 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
[He rolls his eyes.]

Lartodec males have much nicer reproductive organs. [He should know, he's seen Jazk's u///u]

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:26 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
[You say EW TENTADICK, I say WOW GET IT IN ME.]

They look nicer, for a start. They are more practical looking and don't just... hang out.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:33 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
You don't even have pedipalps. Where's the fun at all?

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 12:36 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
[Mot touches the furry hair that seems to grow out of his sideburns. It's much, much more delicate than a biological male of the species' would be, but it still counts. It flexes somewhat, showing his pincers.]

I like ours, you like yours. For some ungodknown reason.

[video]

Date: 2012-05-01 11:48 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
Well, if you can stop drooling over cocks, I'm coming over.

[video]->[action]

Date: 2012-05-01 04:26 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] mottled
[He snorts, but flicks off the video feed and makes his way over the library anyway.]

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