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I found a library! And I'm staking my claim on it.

Obviously, I'll share the contents of it, but ...it's a nice reminder of home, until I can get back. I wonder what Aiden is up to without me...

[Brennen is grinning, but it's an uneasy sort of grin. Still, he turns the little ivytwine to look upon the rows of bookshelves as he walks around, investigating.]

I daresay this place has a better selection than the bookstore I worked at back home, even. There's even a gigantic horror section!

[Yay horror stories! Everyone likes those, right? He turns the screen to face himself, beaming now.]

So come and visit if you wish, I'll be here for awhile.

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Mammal reproductive organs are fucking disgusting.

I guess to some they would be. I mean, that's only natural. Hmm ...I don't know...

[Turning book as if it were a centerfold. Sorry, not done trolling.]

My roommate back home was hung like that...

[His face scrunches up in disgust, and his long tongue lolls out of his mouth.]

It isn't retractable?

...Why on earth would you want to retract something like that?

Your tongue is lolling, by the way.

Because having it out all the time is asking for something to rip it off? [His tongue snaps back into his mouth, and faint blue stains his cheeks.]

...One does not normally have to worry about rabid penis theft where I'm from. What would a cockthief even call themselves?

Clearly I should write a book for the library. "The tale of the purloined schlong."

[But he's setting aside anatomy books of all sorts for you all the same, Mot.]

[He rolls his eyes.]

Lartodec males have much nicer reproductive organs. [He should know, he's seen Jazk's u///u]

How so?

[You say EW TENTADICK, I say WOW GET IT IN ME.]

They look nicer, for a start. They are more practical looking and don't just... hang out.

But half the fun is the hanging out...

You don't even have pedipalps. Where's the fun at all?

...What is a pedipalp?

And I'm afraid if I told you just how awesome cocks were this conversation would go from mildly offensive to amazingly X-rated.

[Mot touches the furry hair that seems to grow out of his sideburns. It's much, much more delicate than a biological male of the species' would be, but it still counts. It flexes somewhat, showing his pincers.]

I like ours, you like yours. For some ungodknown reason.

Probably because it's what helped make me, and all that.

Well, if you can stop drooling over cocks, I'm coming over.

I suppose I can, for awhile at least.

[Teasinggggg]

[He snorts, but flicks off the video feed and makes his way over the library anyway.]

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